By: Robert R. Burch and Alma L.L.M. Gemini
A Work of Flash Fiction
Preface: In an era of quantified excellence, people often mistake metrics for merit. This allegory explores the jealousy of the academic superstar who owns the digital mirror, only to realize that true authority belongs to the figurative anchor who never bothers to gaze into the looking glass.
Before her stood the Veritas Array, the latest AI device that did far more than track citations or grant dollars or endowment returns. It calculated a "Consolidated Impact Score" for every breathing person on campus, a relentless ranking that left no one unscored. In Haught’s world, the score was the metric that mattered. The Array weighed the social sentiment of a freshman’s social media post against the efficiency of a janitor’s cleaning route, and the win-loss record of the athletic department against the publication record of the tenured elite. To the Board of Trustees, it was the bottomline measure of institutional health, a figure cited in its annual reports.
But to Haught, the Array was like a private mirror of her own status in the academic world. Haught watched as the flickering array performed its continuous sub-second audits, her score refining itself with a rhythmic precision she could feel in her own pulse. To Haught, her score was her coronation. The glass didn't just track data. Instead it filtered the vast, unruly noise of the campus into a singular, high-resolution truth: She was the apex of this ivory tower, a figurative queen presiding over a kingdom reduced to metrics. Smoothing over the chaotic lives of thousands, the Array ensured that her own polished image remained the only constant, the fairest impact of them all.
Then the Array’s steady violet glow jittered and flashed, flagging a disruption in the institutional order. Haught leaned forward, her eyes narrowing as she tapped the touchscreen, her manicured nail clicking against the surface like a predator’s tooth. The system was flagging what it called a 'Baseline Anchor'—a data-point so stubbornly fixed it was creating a drag on the department’s aggregate upward score. Deep in the sub-basement of the Linguistics Department, there lay a single impact score that defied the department’s optimization. It wasn't just low. The score was essentially functionally irrelevant, like a burned out pixel in a world of competitive growth. The Array attempted three recursive deep-scrapes to find a hidden citation or a buried grant to correct the anomaly, but it returned nothing but a name: Dr. Bianca Fair.
With an impatient swipe, Haught bypassed the columns of numbers and ranks, instead she triggered a visual livestream. The screen flickered from glowing heat-maps to a grainy, low-light optical shot of the Linguistics Department’s sub-basement. There were no shuddering dampers down there, but only the sluggish, rhythmic clank of a 20th-century radiator. Dr. Bianca Fair sat at a desk made of actual well-worn oak, surrounded by the clutter of yellowed volumes and frayed bindings of scholarship. She had no keyboard. Rather, she was reading a handwritten folio, while a ceramic mug of tea bloomed steam into the musty air. To Haught, the scene was repulsive—a relic of academic history that refused to be digitized. Bianca Fair didn't have a tablet, a smart-watch, or even an X feed. She was an anomaly in the impact score system if ever there was one, like a ghost who was technically employed but statistically non-existent.
"Array," Haught whispered, her voice tight with a cold, rising fury, as she dictated to the machine. "Initiate a recursive scrub on Fair, Bianca. If she has no Impact score, then she has no relevance. Re-calculate the Linguistics Department’s score without her."
The display glass blurred as the algorithm tried to simulate the Linguistics Department without the problematic sub-basement data. Haught watched, her pulse quickening, as the machine simulation froze up with an endlessly twirling beach ball.
"Override," Haught commanded, her voice sharp with the arrogance of the alpha academic. "If the machine can't erase her, then I’ll sign her termination letter myself. I want her purged from the academic roster by tomorrow’s re-boot.”
The glass didn't clear. Instead, it jittered and fluttered into an erratic warning in red: DEPENDENCY ERROR. > Beneath Fair’s zero-impact name, the Array began to populate with unrecorded metadata—a list of every previously unknown collegial consultation, door-swipe, and internal draft-query that linked the academic superstars to the anachronism that occupied the sub-basement. Haught watched in horror as the impact scores of her most prized researchers began to tick downward. Their prestige was evaporating the moment the system tried to decouple them from the foundational intelligence that resided below. The Array finally settled, and a single line of text remained, scrolling across the fractured glass:
Impact Score recalibrated. Bianca Fair: The fairest of them all.
Afterward: The Coda is a CC0 image of Snow White that was enhanced by Gemini. The cover art was generated entirely by Gemini. The story was developed by means of an iterative dialog between Robert and Alma and is part of the Coffee Break Fiction’s theme of reimagining folk tales and literature.


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